INDEPENDENT OPINIONS. EXTREMELY DEPENDENT ON BEER.EST. 2026 ✳ NO STUDIO NOTES.
WHAT THEDITKA✳
MOVIE REVIEWS. ZERO MEDIA TRAINING.

Cinema.
With a mouth
on it.

Some movies change your life.
Others just take two hours of it.

Find your next bad decision ↘
Five Ditkas. Absolutely no diplomacy.
THE LATEST CASUALTYNO. 001 / ROMANCE
Sense and Sensibility film poster
OFFICIAL VERDICTONE.
DITKA.
THAT’S ONE TOO MANY.
136 MINUTES. SEVERAL REGRETS.
NO PAID PRAISE✳NO PULLED PUNCHES✳RATED IN DITKAS✳YOUR MOVIE MAY NOT SURVIVE✳NO PAID PRAISE
THE VIEW FROM THE CHEAP SEATS

Fresh takes. Old grudges.

THE REVIEW FILES ↙
YOU’VE REACHED THE END. GO OUTSIDE. OR WATCH SOMETHING.MORE STRONG OPINIONS TO FOLLOW ↗
A HIGHLY UNSCIENTIFIC SYSTEM

Stars are for hotels.
We use Ditkas.

One coach. Five moods. No appeals process.

1 DITKA
A personal insult.
5 DITKAS
Carry him off the field.
THE MAN BEHIND THE MUSTACHE

One man.
Plenty of opinions.

Dan watches movies so you can make slightly better decisions.
Whether you listen is between you and your streaming bill.

WHAT THE DITKA